Super Mega Baseball Season 1

Thought it would be fun to start a league on Super Mega Baseball and follow them like a beat reporter/sports reporting for a few weeks this summer. I will track the team's games and progress. I hope to have video highlights of games, player interviews, etc

I enlisted the help of some friends to name the team. I received several naming ideas and whittled them down to 18 players to fill the roster. It is my pleasure to prsent the 2016 Sizzlin Sirloins.

Batters

Name	Position	Notes
Jack Longballo	1B	Part 1 of the Longballo Bros. Jack no where near the athlete of his bro Hammer but he can mash
Green Gras	2B	Wirey second basement called up from the Triple A team in Cheboygan. Usually nervous and squirrely
Benny Rodriguez	SS	Meteoric rise from the Sandlot to the Sizzling Sirloins Starting Short Stop.
Jake Pounders	3B	Competes with Hammer to see who can crush the ball the farthest. Hates Green M&Ms
Casey Royal	LF	All American kid from Clarksville, TN. Country Strong can go deep effortlessly
Willy Mays Hayes	CF	"Don't your guys go anywhere, I plan to put on a hitting display".
Hammer Longballo	RF	Part 2 of the Longballo Bros. Hammer is a 5 Tool player and with the Mojo to back it up.
Glovey McGloveface	C	Baseball is Glovey's second career. He runs a high power hedge fund in NYC. Sometimes he wears one of this Bluetooth ear pieces closing deals during the game.
Joltn Joe Garageiola	Bench	OK Power, great contact. Ol Joltn Joe can give you a hit when you need it. Has some peculiar pregrame rituals.
Skweez Bundt	Bench	Short Pop Fly power, can barely make contact but can field decently with a decent arm. No surprises what Skweez is up to when he is called in to hit.
Jacque Strap	Bench	With a name like his you at least need confidence. 99 Mojo, dude is energetic to say the least. Locker next to Hammer, which Hammer complains about often.
Sabre Metrics	Bench	Speed and Contact to deliver timely hits when needed. Calculates his BABIP in real time after each AB.

Pitchers

Name	Position	Notes
Harry Butts	SP	The Ace. I guess its sorta my fault when I said Middle School Humor was acceptable, but hey should be a fun season talking about Harry Butts Pitching Dominance.
Hole Camels	SP	Distance cousin is a starter for the Phillies. Junk ball pitcher with great accuracy. Ground ball machine.
Blaze N. Kays	SP	Convinced he can throw it past anyone. Off-speed stuff is sub par so he relys too much on the heat.
Ed Harris	RP	Old Ed Harris limps out of the bullpen when skip needs him.
Ross N. Bagg	RP	No Heat, No Junk, Not much accuracy. Ross N. Bagg pretty much just sits in the bullpen working on closing hedge fund deals with Glovey McGloveface
Ricky Vaughn	CP	Wild thing Vaughn, straight from his playing days in the California Penal League. How did you get there, "Stole a car"

Skills
Below is a list of all the players attribute values.

Batters

Name	Position	Power	Contact	Speed	Feilding	Arm	Mojo
Jack Longballo	1B	53	22	19	20	10	74
Green Gras	2B	50	21	47	47	25	55
Benny Rodriguez	SS	37	22	34	28	41	70
Jake Pounders	3B	63	19	36	24	33	63
Casey Royal	LF	60	30	21	28	12	55
Willy Mays Hayes	CF	56	1	60	32	45	68
Hammer Longballo	RF	60	48	58	43	53	67
Glovey McGloveface	C	53	10	19	38	43	74
Joltn Joe Garageiola	Bench	30	54	18	15	24	60
Skweez Bundt	Bench	18	24	12	42	42	60
Jacque Strap	Bench	60	18	12	6	24	99
Sabre Metrics	Bench	11	53	60	13	12	70

Pitchers

Name	Position	Mojo	Velocity	Junk	Accuracy
Harry Butts	SP	73	48	58	45
Hole Camels	SP	63	44	51	50
Blaze N. Kays	SP	54	60	40	51
Ed Harris	RP	73	14	54	6
Ross N. Bagg	RP	55	31	28	7
Ricky Vaughn	CP	73	60	15	15

So there we have the opening day line ups. I will start the season with the EGO set at 40. The EGO is a measure of how difficult the game is. I played a pre-season game with an EGO set to 50 and was beat 9-4. Hopefully the 40 EGO will make the games nail-bitingly close. I will adjust the EGO as needed.